Pink

"How on earth did you get that colour? And the pink background is amazing but I don't think my dad'll go for that in the living room."

Conversation

"I know . . . it's quite amazing, isn't it. I was just telling my neighbour the same thing the other day. Quite mild for the time of year. Fancy a cup of tea? No? Oh, beer. I'll see what I can find. Anyway, can't stop chatting like this - shopping to do, you know, and all that . . ."

Sheds on the move at Paddock Party

Life-like replicas of people's homes were arranged around the paddock in preparation for the 2nd Party In The Paddock. Adrian, a member of the erection team, has a massive one lurking behind the fence.

Shed in desperate need of manly attention!

The tenousness of some shed links appears to be bothering some so here's something abolutely pertinent, right and yet disastrously wrong. This shed clearly lacks a man's touch. I mean , where are the pots of screws, the nails to hang things on, the spare bits of wood, the paint brushes? Coloured plastic of virtually any sort should be banned from gardens throughout England anyway in my view so I suppose putting them in a shed has some merit.

But still . . . something has to be done about this.

Some of the contents of an unsecured shed in the village managed to escape recently but were caught looking decidedly knackered after a few hours on the run. 

A couple of old stone sheds spotted in the village. Also note that, due to the owner of the white-painted house continually washing his car on the road, contractors have been unable to complete the resurfacing job for several years.  

Protected by fencing and sheep with Bluetooth wireless devices, this was the closest I could get to this hilltop shed.